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Drool Marks

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Biker At Museum

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Altar Ego

Hell's Angels

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

Arcarde Patrol

'You should all be wearing helmets'

'Can't you read?'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Bad Hare Day

'Sold the Harley, opened up an offshore account and topped up our investments.'

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Sore Loser

Man reads magazine entitles Which Midlife Crisis?

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

Biker family

'But tonight is going to be romantic. We'll drink a bottle of wine while I work on my bike.'