Motorcycle Dealer Gifts

We accept soft money.

Bike Love

Drool Marks

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'It seats two comfortably.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cheesie Rider

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'How about a nice saloon?'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Biker At Museum

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Altar Ego

Hell's Angels

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'