Motorcycle Dealer Gifts

We accept soft money.

Bike Love

Drool Marks

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cheesie Rider

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

General Motors.

Biker At Museum

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Altar Ego

Hell's Angels

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."