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Drool Marks

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Biker At Museum

Altar Ego

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Hell's Angels

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

Arcarde Patrol

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'Sold the Harley, opened up an offshore account and topped up our investments.'

Bad Hare Day

'You should all be wearing helmets'

'Can't you read?'

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Sore Loser

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

Man reads magazine entitles Which Midlife Crisis?

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

Biker family

'But tonight is going to be romantic. We'll drink a bottle of wine while I work on my bike.'