Rental Car Agent Mugs

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

'I don't care how many times we have to circle the building! I'm not turning the car in until we've used up all the gas I paid for.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'Now that's an afro!'

World Tour.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Sparkling Water

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Airport Security.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Snowmen Around The World...

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Echo Tourism'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

The World's Easiest Airport