Car Rentals Gifts

"So we'll just need to see your license, photo ID, and to conduct a thorough background check."

'If I were you, I'd go with the free kilometres.'

"It's all they had at the rental lot."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

House hunting is cruel.

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"Sorry son, I rented out your room to backpackers on Airbnb."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

The lessor of two evils.

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

"Wanna rent some videos?"

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"The previous tenant has gone away for a very long time."

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Dog with long tongue out car window.

Tenants and Landlords - 'Are we nearly there? ...'

"He's moving out when he's saved up enough for a deposit on a flat."

Ok, kids. Time to pack and head home! Blehh! I hate the drive. Eight hours � of incarceration.