Car Rentals Prints

"So we'll just need to see your license, photo ID, and to conduct a thorough background check."

'If I were you, I'd go with the free kilometres.'

"It's all they had at the rental lot."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

House hunting is cruel.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

The lessor of two evils.

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"The previous tenant has gone away for a very long time."

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

Leonard Cohen calls his landlord

Tenants and Landlords - 'Are we nearly there? ...'

Dog with long tongue out car window.

"He's moving out when he's saved up enough for a deposit on a flat."

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."