Motherhood Mastermind Gifts

'I think we all know who's running the show.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Push, push, push...

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

Proud mother and new maid

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

Bike Wash

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'I'm qualified to deal with any traumatic event because I've raised five children.'

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

'Hello, parental support hotline? I was able to rise up and become super Mom. How do I get back down?'

Jose Mourinho

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

"i finally got around to reading the 'Having A Baby' books."