Motherhood Mastermind Prints

'I think we all know who's running the show.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Proud mother and new maid

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

'I'm qualified to deal with any traumatic event because I've raised five children.'

Bike Wash

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

'Hello, parental support hotline? I was able to rise up and become super Mom. How do I get back down?'

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

"i finally got around to reading the 'Having A Baby' books."

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."