Mother-daughter Duos Gifts

"Thanks to yoga, mom doesn't strain to get on my nerves. Now she gently stretches."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

Daughter/psychiatrist

"Great, don't move now Mum: I've got great Wi-Fi reception here..."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

"Can Mommy borrow your baby-blue pinafore tonight, sweetie?"

Babies holding up 'Happy Mother's Day' sign in maternity ward

Quatre-mains

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

A Victorian park.

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

'The frame isn't fooling her.'

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

"Daddy, would you text me a bedtime story?"

Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

Valley girl mothers.

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

'Float this last lower left premolar, will you please?'

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

Girl.

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

Mythology: The New Generation. The Mermaid's Daughter.

Two women playing the piano for some guests

Hen Teenager

"I hope you're not thinking of going out wearing THAT."

"When I'm too busy in the best time!"

'You're ovrreacting to Wally acting up in my class...'