Mother-daughter Dynamics Fan Gifts

Hen Teenager

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

I like the Jets...I guess

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

A child as a pet substitute.

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"We need to have a serious talk."

Baby on Board

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

Bears: 'Mummy, mummy can I sleep over at Jessica's this winter.'

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."