Father-daughter Duo Gifts

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

"When I'm too busy in the best time!"

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

The Common Sutra.

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

A Mom and Pop Operation

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"He's everything I want in a man."

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"Can Mommy borrow your baby-blue pinafore tonight, sweetie?"

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

'Ask your other father.'

"Mom and dad's marriage wasn't made in heaven. They met online, so it was made in the Cloud."

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

'Float this last lower left premolar, will you please?'

Valley girl mothers.

"Daddy, would you text me a bedtime story?"

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

"Which one of these little fellas is yours?"