Father-son Duos Gifts

'Float this last lower left premolar, will you please?'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Boy on father's knee

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

'Using live bait, I see.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

The men from the boys.

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

"I could never please my father. Whenever I did something he didn't approve of, he'd threaten to go public."

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'