Father-son Duos Mugs

'Float this last lower left premolar, will you please?'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Boy on father's knee

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'Using live bait, I see.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

The men from the boys.

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

"I could never please my father. Whenever I did something he didn't approve of, he'd threaten to go public."

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'