Father-daughter Duo Prints

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

"When I'm too busy in the best time!"

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

A Mom and Pop Operation

"He's everything I want in a man."

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"Can Mommy borrow your baby-blue pinafore tonight, sweetie?"

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

'Ask your other father.'

"Mom and dad's marriage wasn't made in heaven. They met online, so it was made in the Cloud."

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

"Daddy, would you text me a bedtime story?"

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

'Float this last lower left premolar, will you please?'

"Now let me see – where did we leave off last year?"

"Sure I'll teach you how to work your new computer, Dad. Of course, there'll be tuition."

"I hope you're not thinking of going out wearing THAT."