Mother-daughter Duo Prints

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

"Can Mommy borrow your baby-blue pinafore tonight, sweetie?"

"I hope you're not thinking of going out wearing THAT."

Mixed Doubles.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

PJ Parties

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

A Mom and Pop Operation

Daughter/psychiatrist

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

"Look that way! From the ground you can look up."

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

'Ask your other father.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"Mom and dad's marriage wasn't made in heaven. They met online, so it was made in the Cloud."

A Victorian park.

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

"Daddy, would you text me a bedtime story?"

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'