Mother-daughter Duo Pillows

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

"Can Mommy borrow your baby-blue pinafore tonight, sweetie?"

"I hope you're not thinking of going out wearing THAT."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Mixed Doubles.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

PJ Parties

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

A Mom and Pop Operation

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Daughter/psychiatrist

"Look that way! From the ground you can look up."

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

'Ask your other father.'

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"Mom and dad's marriage wasn't made in heaven. They met online, so it was made in the Cloud."

Babies holding up 'Happy Mother's Day' sign in maternity ward

A Victorian park.

"Daddy, would you text me a bedtime story?"

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

Valley girl mothers.

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'