Mother-daughter Bonding Pillows

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

A Victorian park.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Butterfly Woman

Prize vegetables.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"Just be yourself."

The Busy Gardener

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Gender Equality

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

I like the Jets...I guess

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"We've made great progress!"

Self help acupuncture

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Demure lady with gloves

The Zoo.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'