Father-daughter Bonding Pillows

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

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Remote controlled car on a boat.

First Steps

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'Great teamwork Joey!'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Using live bait, I see.'

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

The men from the boys.

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

A Victorian park.

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

"What's it to be Dad? Two quid or Handels water music in G flat?"

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

'I've got to have a talk with my mother. She thinks the stork brought me.'

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

'Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!'

Farm scene shows farmer and his son passing a pitchfork/catch fork display.

"No offense, Dad, but I'm not really interested in wearing stuff that was cool when you were a kid. I think I can make my own decisions..."