Father-daughter Bonding Mugs

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

First Steps

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Great teamwork Joey!'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

'Using live bait, I see.'

The men from the boys.

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"What's it to be Dad? Two quid or Handels water music in G flat?"

A Victorian park.

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

'I've got to have a talk with my mother. She thinks the stork brought me.'

'Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!'

Farm scene shows farmer and his son passing a pitchfork/catch fork display.

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."