Mother-son Bonding Pillows

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

"I've been thinking, Mother - if the population of the world was annihilated, leaving only us two left alive...there's no way I'd want to change a thing."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

First Steps

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"

Muy mum rocks.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

"YOUR mother? - Let me tell you about MY mother...."

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'Using live bait, I see.'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

The men from the boys.

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"Look that way! From the ground you can look up."

"Great, don't move now Mum: I've got great Wi-Fi reception here..."

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

"What's it to be Dad? Two quid or Handels water music in G flat?"

A Victorian park.

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

'I've got to have a talk with my mother. She thinks the stork brought me.'