Mother-son Bonding T-Shirts

"I've been thinking, Mother - if the population of the world was annihilated, leaving only us two left alive...there's no way I'd want to change a thing."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

First Steps

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Muy mum rocks.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

"YOUR mother? - Let me tell you about MY mother...."

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Using live bait, I see.'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

The men from the boys.

"Great, don't move now Mum: I've got great Wi-Fi reception here..."

"Look that way! From the ground you can look up."

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"What's it to be Dad? Two quid or Handels water music in G flat?"

A Victorian park.

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

'I've got to have a talk with my mother. She thinks the stork brought me.'

Farm scene shows farmer and his son passing a pitchfork/catch fork display.

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'