Mother-son Dynamics T-Shirts

'Mock if you want, but I feel a connection with my mom.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

'Mom, would you have married Dad if you had seen him in high definition first?'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

"YOUR mother? - Let me tell you about MY mother...."

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

Daughter/psychiatrist

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"Look that way! From the ground you can look up."

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"I'm on the internet, dad...I am trolling!"

A Victorian park.

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

Valley girl mothers.

"Son, your mother and I agree – it's time for you to leave the hat."

"Mom's new boyfriend wants to take me tropical beach fishing."

Girl.

"I only get them to please my dad."

Mythology: The New Generation. The Mermaid's Daughter.

Hen Teenager

"I've been thinking, Mother - if the population of the world was annihilated, leaving only us two left alive...there's no way I'd want to change a thing."

'And you can wipe that grin off your Facebook!'