Mother-son T-Shirts

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Young Frankenstein"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Robot Parts $5

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Butterfly Woman

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Killer Executive Suits.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Just be yourself."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Prize vegetables.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Skipping Horse

I should be a writer when I grow up...

The Busy Gardener

Gender Equality

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Remote control pirate bully

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'