Mother-daughter Dynamics T-Shirts

Daughter/psychiatrist

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Relationship Warning Lights

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

Children's Party

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."