Mother-son Dynamics Pillows

'Mock if you want, but I feel a connection with my mom.'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'Mom, would you have married Dad if you had seen him in high definition first?'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

"YOUR mother? - Let me tell you about MY mother...."

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

Daughter/psychiatrist

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"Look that way! From the ground you can look up."

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"I'm on the internet, dad...I am trolling!"

A Victorian park.

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

"Son, your mother and I agree – it's time for you to leave the hat."

"Mom's new boyfriend wants to take me tropical beach fishing."

Girl.

"I only get them to please my dad."

Hen Teenager

"I've been thinking, Mother - if the population of the world was annihilated, leaving only us two left alive...there's no way I'd want to change a thing."