Modern Parent-child Duo Pillows

"Daddy, would you text me a bedtime story?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

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"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"He just said his first word!"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.'

Phone Mittens

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?"

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"