Modern Parent-child Duo Pillows

"Daddy, would you text me a bedtime story?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

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"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"He just said his first word!"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

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"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

Phone Mittens

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?"

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.'

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."