Parent-child Duos Pillows

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

Young Godzilla.

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'Mom, would you have married Dad if you had seen him in high definition first?'

'It's all right with me if you go out, but you'll have to file a flight plan with your father.'

"Can Mommy borrow your baby-blue pinafore tonight, sweetie?"

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

Teaching kids to count is fine - teaching kids what counts is best.

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

'Ask your other father.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

'Pick up your feet when you walk.'

'I've got to have a talk with my mother. She thinks the stork brought me.'

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

"Daddy, would you text me a bedtime story?"

"There's a lesson here, son. Being rich doesn't stop it from raining,"

"You call that a made bed?"

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

Naive.

'Young man, face it. There's not going to be a regime change around here!'

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'