Mother-daughter Duos Pillows

"Thanks to yoga, mom doesn't strain to get on my nerves. Now she gently stretches."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

Daughter/psychiatrist

"Great, don't move now Mum: I've got great Wi-Fi reception here..."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

"Can Mommy borrow your baby-blue pinafore tonight, sweetie?"

Quatre-mains

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

A Victorian park.

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

'The frame isn't fooling her.'

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

"Daddy, would you text me a bedtime story?"

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

'Float this last lower left premolar, will you please?'

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

Girl.

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

Two women playing the piano for some guests

Hen Teenager

"I hope you're not thinking of going out wearing THAT."

"When I'm too busy in the best time!"

'You're ovrreacting to Wally acting up in my class...'