Mother-daughter Duet Gifts

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"YOUR mother? - Let me tell you about MY mother...."

Daughter/psychiatrist

"Can Mommy borrow your baby-blue pinafore tonight, sweetie?"

"Now that Ella's turning two, I'd like to transition to being a stay-at-work mom."

"Great, don't move now Mum: I've got great Wi-Fi reception here..."

"...And never take candy from strangers -- They might be spies!"

'He's a mixed breed.'

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

Babies holding up 'Happy Mother's Day' sign in maternity ward

A Victorian park.

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

Valley girl mothers.

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

"I'm getting a drink...do you need anything?"

Girl.

Singing Pregnancy

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

Mythology: The New Generation. The Mermaid's Daughter.

Hen Teenager

"When I'm too busy in the best time!"

"I hope you're not thinking of going out wearing THAT."

"Thanks to yoga, mom doesn't strain to get on my nerves. Now she gently stretches."

'You're ovrreacting to Wally acting up in my class...'