Mother-daughter Moments Gifts

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'You dance like my mother.'

Daughter/psychiatrist

"YOUR mother? - Let me tell you about MY mother...."

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

"Great, don't move now Mum: I've got great Wi-Fi reception here..."

"Can Mommy borrow your baby-blue pinafore tonight, sweetie?"

Two breasts: No waiting

'Apparently this is called 'Nesting'.'

"What part of this don't you understand?"

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

Babies holding up 'Happy Mother's Day' sign in maternity ward

A Victorian park.

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

Valley girl mothers.

Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

Girl.

Mythology: The New Generation. The Mermaid's Daughter.

"Yes, mom, I forgot my towel. Now I need an exit strategy!"

Hen Teenager

"I hope you're not thinking of going out wearing THAT."

"I've been thinking, Mother - if the population of the world was annihilated, leaving only us two left alive...there's no way I'd want to change a thing."

"Sure, I love my life! And someday I'm going to walk into a bar and never come out."

"Thanks to yoga, mom doesn't strain to get on my nerves. Now she gently stretches."

His First Ache.