Mother-daughter Moments Gifts

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'You dance like my mother.'

Daughter/psychiatrist

"YOUR mother? - Let me tell you about MY mother...."

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

"Great, don't move now Mum: I've got great Wi-Fi reception here..."

"Can Mommy borrow your baby-blue pinafore tonight, sweetie?"

Two breasts: No waiting

'Apparently this is called 'Nesting'.'

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

A Victorian park.

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

Girl.

"Yes, mom, I forgot my towel. Now I need an exit strategy!"

Hen Teenager

"I hope you're not thinking of going out wearing THAT."

"I've been thinking, Mother - if the population of the world was annihilated, leaving only us two left alive...there's no way I'd want to change a thing."

"Sure, I love my life! And someday I'm going to walk into a bar and never come out."

"Thanks to yoga, mom doesn't strain to get on my nerves. Now she gently stretches."

His First Ache.