Mother-bond Moments Gifts

"Great, don't move now Mum: I've got great Wi-Fi reception here..."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

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"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

Muy mum rocks.

'You dance like my mother.'

Daughter/psychiatrist

"There, there, dear. It's perfectly normal for a new bride on her wedding night to shit like a goose on her husband."

"Can Mommy borrow your baby-blue pinafore tonight, sweetie?"

'Apparently this is called 'Nesting'.'

"What part of this don't you understand?"

Pregnant Dog looking at Four Cupped Bra.

A Victorian park.

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

Valley girl mothers.

'The old lady who lived in a shoe had so many Mother's Day cards she didn't know what to do.'

Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

'Home from work at last!!'

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

Girl.

Mythology: The New Generation. The Mermaid's Daughter.

"I'm spending the day with my aging parents."

Hen Teenager

"Mom baby!"

"I hope you're not thinking of going out wearing THAT."

"I've been thinking, Mother - if the population of the world was annihilated, leaving only us two left alive...there's no way I'd want to change a thing."

"Thanks to yoga, mom doesn't strain to get on my nerves. Now she gently stretches."

His First Ache.