Maternal Bond Enthusiast Gifts

'Home from work at last!!'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

Open other end

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Muy mum rocks.

Love for the family

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

"I bet you miss your brother."

'She's the primary caregiver!'

Single parents.

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

Three happy men

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

"Great, don't move now Mum: I've got great Wi-Fi reception here..."

Mother and Baby

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"Me and my husband had to try sixteen times before I became pregnant... What a night that was!"

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

A Victorian park.

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

Pregnant Dog looking at Four Cupped Bra.

"Aw, c'mon, dad. You know how I hat to see that look of separation anxiety on your face."