Motel Muse Gifts

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Jerry Lordan

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Angel playing music

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"...on the avenue..."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"Never mind - we waited so long that we ordered pizza from the place across the street!"

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

'I think it's called RED!'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

'Errors were made, things were said, people got hurt.'

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Paint charming.

Muse/Museli

"Oh, that's Harvey Willis. . . he's been here forever."

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."