Motel Muse T-Shirts

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Jerry Lordan

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Angel playing music

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"...on the avenue..."

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"Never mind - we waited so long that we ordered pizza from the place across the street!"

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'Errors were made, things were said, people got hurt.'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Paint charming.

Muse/Museli

"Oh, that's Harvey Willis. . . he's been here forever."

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."