Mountain Muse Gifts

Cézanne, Mont Sainte-Victoire

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

I enjoy our conversation, but I think it's pretentious to call them "summit talks."

'I came up here as phase two of a 'Buy Low, Sell High' strategy.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

The Sensitive Dude.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"But am I happy? Very."

Dog Statue

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

The Cona Lisa

Brancusi.

'I think it's called RED!'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"

Spring