Mountain Muse Prints

Cézanne, Mont Sainte-Victoire

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I came up here as phase two of a 'Buy Low, Sell High' strategy.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

The Sensitive Dude.

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Dog Statue

"But am I happy? Very."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

Spring

If life is a river, what are we doing up here on top of the mountain?

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

'My financial philosophy is a cross between Harry Truman's 'the buck stops here,' and Ronald Reagan's 'trickle down.' It's 'the trickle down stops here.''