Mountain Top Muse Prints

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Sometime, maybe we could run down to Lhasa for some SPICED gruel, huh?"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"But am I happy? Very."

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'

'The secret to happiness is to stay away from low-lying coastal areas which are most susceptible to storms from global warming.'

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'