Memorial Muse Prints

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Dog Statue

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Angel playing music

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Abstract portrait art.

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

"...on the avenue..."

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

'I think it's called RED!'

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Ship of fools.

Brancusi.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"I don't think it sends the right vibe."