Morticia Fan Gifts

Anjelica Huston

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Robber on treadmill

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

I Pagliacci

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

Slow food restaurant

Little ship of horrors

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

New technologies.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

Elvis Presley

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Teddy Boys' Picnic

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Were you ever young? If so, what was it like for you? -Grandma Pat. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Awful and typical. I experienced wild hormone swings, had crazy flings with key members of the Roosevelt administration, indirectly caused two world wars and, in a drunken rage, destroyed evidence of alien landings in Roswell. The usual stuff. Getting old is worse. I don't want to hear about it. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-10)

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.