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'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

I Pagliacci

Little ship of horrors

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Slow food restaurant

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

New technologies.

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

Teddy Boys' Picnic

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"