Crime Scene Satire Fan T-Shirts

Express your love for crime parody with our satire-themed t-shirts. Featuring sharp, humorous designs, they’re ideal for anyone who appreciates witty takes on crime scenes and forensic humor.

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Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.' mockup

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

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'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?' mockup

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

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'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff' mockup

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

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"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy." mockup

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

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Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner. mockup

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

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"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ." mockup

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

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"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks." mockup

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

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"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?" mockup

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

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The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'. mockup

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

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Mafia machine gun case.

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'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.' mockup

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

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Money Launderette

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'And what do you do?'

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Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car. mockup

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

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'The body? In the mystery section, of course.'

'The body? In the mystery section, of course.' mockup

'The body? In the mystery section, of course.'

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Police Picket Line - Do Not Cross. mockup

Police Picket Line - Do Not Cross.

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Incriminating Evidence Against the Cat Burglar.

Incriminating Evidence Against the Cat Burglar. mockup

Incriminating Evidence Against the Cat Burglar.

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Prison Vacation For Mafiosi

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'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline

'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline mockup

'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline

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"I think it was done with mirrors." mockup

"I think it was done with mirrors."

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'Ah, the old good cop, bad cop routine, eh!'

'Ah, the old good cop, bad cop routine, eh!' mockup

'Ah, the old good cop, bad cop routine, eh!'

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"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?" mockup

"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

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'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.'

'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.' mockup

'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.'

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'There you go again - laying down the law.'

'There you go again - laying down the law.' mockup

'There you go again - laying down the law.'

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'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.' mockup

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

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"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

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Police crime scene.

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'Illegal immigrant.'

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'Let me through, please. I want to see if they made it look like an accident.'

'Let me through, please. I want to see if they made it look like an accident.' mockup

'Let me through, please. I want to see if they made it look like an accident.'

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How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen! mockup

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

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'It was at this recycling plant that what began as a smash-and-grab, soon descended into a blood-bath.'

'It was at this recycling plant that what began as a smash-and-grab, soon descended into a blood-bath.' mockup

'It was at this recycling plant that what began as a smash-and-grab, soon descended into a blood-bath.'

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'The bailiffs took my car away yesterday, and I didn't even have a chance to siphon out the petrol.'

'The bailiffs took my car away yesterday, and I didn't even have a chance to siphon out the petrol.' mockup

'The bailiffs took my car away yesterday, and I didn't even have a chance to siphon out the petrol.'

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Crime Scene Satire Fan T-Shirts Collection

Crime Scene Satire Fan Mugs

Explore our collection of crime scene satire mugs and start your day with a clever, humorous twist—perfect for fans of dark comedy and forensic parody.

Crime Scene Satire Fan Pillows

Add some dark humor to your home with our crime scene satire pillows—fun, quirky, and perfect for fans of clever comedy.

Crime Scene Satire Fan Prints

Bring humor to your walls with our crime scene satire prints—perfect for fans of witty, darkly humorous art and parody.