Criminal Satire Fan T-Shirts

Celebrate a love for dark humor and satire with our witty t-shirts. Perfect for fans who enjoy clever critiques of crime and society, these tees are both funny and thought-provoking.

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Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car. mockup

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

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"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?" mockup

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

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'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?' mockup

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

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'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?' mockup

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

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'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.' mockup

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

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Antonin Scalia

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'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.' mockup

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

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'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.'

'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.' mockup

'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.'

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'I'd say you have a water-tight case there, boys.'

'I'd say you have a water-tight case there, boys.' mockup

'I'd say you have a water-tight case there, boys.'

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Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner. mockup

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

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"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!" mockup

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

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Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.' mockup

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

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"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that."

"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that." mockup

"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that."

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Man behind desk has glass case with Lawyer Repellant

Man behind desk has glass case with Lawyer Repellant mockup

Man behind desk has glass case with Lawyer Repellant

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"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?" mockup

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

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'He's competent in every regard, except to stand trial.'

'He's competent in every regard, except to stand trial.' mockup

'He's competent in every regard, except to stand trial.'

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"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks." mockup

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

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"Bad news - your DNA was delicious." mockup

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."

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"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?" mockup

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

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"Got outta jury duty!"

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'Objection! That could be anybody's footprint!'

'Objection! That could be anybody's footprint!' mockup

'Objection! That could be anybody's footprint!'

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'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.' mockup

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

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Need to know basis

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'I've got an injury claim solicitor to advertise on your soles.'

'I've got an injury claim solicitor to advertise on your soles.' mockup

'I've got an injury claim solicitor to advertise on your soles.'

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'I think you should just plead ignorance, it's so. . . credible.'

'I think you should just plead ignorance, it's so. . . credible.' mockup

'I think you should just plead ignorance, it's so. . . credible.'

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Mafia machine gun case.

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The Supreme Flip Flop!

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How do you plead on charges of horsing around and playing the goat?

How do you plead on charges of horsing around and playing the goat? mockup

How do you plead on charges of horsing around and playing the goat?

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'May the groom kiss the bride?'

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'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.' mockup

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

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"Don't worry, folks—with me on your side, the truth doesn't stand a chance!"

"Don't worry, folks—with me on your side, the truth doesn't stand a chance!" mockup

"Don't worry, folks—with me on your side, the truth doesn't stand a chance!"

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"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?" mockup

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

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"O.K., so you had to break a few eggs to make an omelette, but now some of those eggs are suing."

"O.K., so you had to break a few eggs to make an omelette, but now some of those eggs are suing." mockup

"O.K., so you had to break a few eggs to make an omelette, but now some of those eggs are suing."

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Money Launderette

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'And what do you do?'

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Criminal Satire Fan T-Shirts Collection

Criminal Satire Fan Mugs

Explore our selection of mugs featuring criminal satire cartoons—perfect for fans who enjoy their coffee with a dash of dark humor.

Criminal Satire Fan Pillows

Our pillows add a humorous hint of satire to any room, making them fantastic for fans who love to showcase their dark humor taste.

Criminal Satire Fan Prints

Decorate your space with prints that feature sharp, satirical cartoons—an excellent choice for those with a penchant for criminal comedy and clever critique.