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'He put 'odor eaters' in his shoes this morning.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

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Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

"What part of ‘secure the crime scene’ don’t you understand?!!"

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

"Are any of these the perpetrator?"

'BAD DOG!'

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

Heisenberg Witness Protection Program

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

'Say fells,-you don't have it in BROWN do you?'

Dental records help ID the body. That's how they know who to bill.

"Well, if you find it more comfortable, just call it 'cat bath'."

Police crime scene.

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

Cat planning aquarium break in...

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.'

'Mob audition'