Mortgage Master Gifts

'How much were you thinking of borrowing, dear?'

'In a nutshell, if you can prove to me that you don't need a mortgage, I will give you one.'

'We can lend you the money for a new house, but how will you repay it?'

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"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

'That? Someone actually made a payment on their mortgage.'

'I sure thought we were done for when we flat-lined like that.'

'You have the wrong idea about adjustable-rate mortgages - WE do the adjusting.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

Mortgage Ability Test.

'I just love it when you talk about repossession.'

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

The president's men

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

Standard & Poor

Money god

Canine Comedians

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

Fake Counterfeit Money

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Freddie Mac and Fannie May takeover

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'