Mortgage Lender Gifts

Bank Owned

"The requirements are pretty rigid these days..."

FSA sees mortgage lenders as drug dealers says Council of Mortgage Lenders.

'Hey, honey! Come look at all these scary mortgage lenders and Wall Street bankers!'

'Oh, Gosh, not another born-again mortgage lender!'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

Peter

Standard & Poor

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Reverse Mortgage.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Canine Comedians

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

God bless our home equity line of credit.

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

'Honey, I'm home.'

An exaggeration of estate agents

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'