Mortgage Broker Gifts

'You talked about 'Fannie Mae' in your sleep again!'

'Hardly worth blowing down.'

"So what happens if we can't meet our monthly mortgage repayments?"

'Looks good. Let me run it past the number-crunchers.'

'Ready?!'

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Let's see, no current job, no job history, dicey credit report, congratulations Ed, you're approved!'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'That use to work, Dorothy ... but now you need at least 20% down.'

"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'When is a good time to get a mortgage?'

Jenny's Lemonade and Mortgage Refinancing (with backward 'e's).

'We're foreclosing on your home, in addition to defriending you on Facebook.'

Homeless man being offered pre-approved mortgage loan

Bait and Switch.

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

'What's scaring me is that I'm starting to understand some of the Fed's public statements.'

'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.'

Willy Wonka Claims Eminent Domain on Gingerbread House.

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Freddy Mac and Fannie Mae.

God Bless Our Home Equity Line of Credit.

"Your sole use of credit has been to purchase Chinese takeout food. That's why you can't get a mortgage."

"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "

'Well, we don't sell doll's houses. But even if we did, I don't think Barbie could afford a mortgage without Ken's salary too.'

'You know, you didn't help our chances by filling the application out in crayon!'

"When you get a title remember title insurance."

"And your repayment period starts...NOW!"

Mortgage Broker - 'I can't foresee any problems with your loan, Mr Davis.'

Your dream home

'Let's see, you folks need to sell your home before you buy a new one. How about waiting in the lobby for 2 or 3 years.'