Mortgage Broker Pillows

'You talked about 'Fannie Mae' in your sleep again!'

'Hardly worth blowing down.'

"So what happens if we can't meet our monthly mortgage repayments?"

'Looks good. Let me run it past the number-crunchers.'

'Ready?!'

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Let's see, no current job, no job history, dicey credit report, congratulations Ed, you're approved!'

"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."

'That use to work, Dorothy ... but now you need at least 20% down.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'When is a good time to get a mortgage?'

Jenny's Lemonade and Mortgage Refinancing (with backward 'e's).

Homeless man being offered pre-approved mortgage loan

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

Bait and Switch.

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "

"Your sole use of credit has been to purchase Chinese takeout food. That's why you can't get a mortgage."

'Well, we don't sell doll's houses. But even if we did, I don't think Barbie could afford a mortgage without Ken's salary too.'

Willy Wonka Claims Eminent Domain on Gingerbread House.

God Bless Our Home Equity Line of Credit.

Freddy Mac and Fannie Mae.

'What's scaring me is that I'm starting to understand some of the Fed's public statements.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.'

"When you get a title remember title insurance."

'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'

Your dream home

'You know, you didn't help our chances by filling the application out in crayon!'

'Let's see, you folks need to sell your home before you buy a new one. How about waiting in the lobby for 2 or 3 years.'

Mortgage Broker - 'I can't foresee any problems with your loan, Mr Davis.'

"And your repayment period starts...NOW!"