Property Broker Pillows

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'It's not often they come on to the market.'

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"He downgraded Apple."

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"You know, sometimes I don't think of us so much as dealers in stocks and bonds as dealers in dreams."

Mouse real estate!

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor