Property Broker T-Shirts

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'It's not often they come on to the market.'

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

Mouse real estate!

"He downgraded Apple."

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"You know, sometimes I don't think of us so much as dealers in stocks and bonds as dealers in dreams."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'