Money Lender Gifts

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"Could you be more specific than 'some capital to play around with'?"

Martin meets an aquaintance at the house of a mutual relation

Loans: say please.

'Looking for a quickie sir?'

Take a train, take a bus, take a plane, don't make a fuss...

A very private money lender

Loan shark desk

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Money Bar.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

'Don't you ever knock?'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'Wait a minute....!

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Professional football.

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

"Of course there's emotion in business. Has your heart never skipped a beat at the sight of a long string of zeros after a seven."

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

loan

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank